Post by Force_Flow on Aug 6, 2007 0:55:29 GMT -4
FF: *installs Pacifist Package into HK* Activate assassination protocols.
HK: Answer: Assassination protocols? As in the premeditated killing of another for personal or economic gain? Surely master is joking with his humble, peace-loving droid. I exist only to serve and learn how to serve meatbags.
FF: You must be joking. Go take care of all the others in this thread...
HK: Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war.
FF: Whoa *removes package* Must've turned the wrong bolt the wrong way.
HK: That was a close one - I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism - how repugnant. Conclusion: Still there was a brief moment where I felt like I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine. Query: Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?
FF: Just go take care of the others in this thread...
HK: With pleasure, Master.
*HK deactivates* *Everyone turns to look at FF*
FF: Crap *runs away*
HK: Answer: Assassination protocols? As in the premeditated killing of another for personal or economic gain? Surely master is joking with his humble, peace-loving droid. I exist only to serve and learn how to serve meatbags.
FF: You must be joking. Go take care of all the others in this thread...
HK: Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war.
FF: Whoa *removes package* Must've turned the wrong bolt the wrong way.
HK: That was a close one - I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism - how repugnant. Conclusion: Still there was a brief moment where I felt like I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine. Query: Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?
FF: Just go take care of the others in this thread...
HK: With pleasure, Master.
*HK deactivates* *Everyone turns to look at FF*
FF: Crap *runs away*
